1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:03,803 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,004 Little busy here, Georgie. What's up? 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,273 You know damn well what's up. 4 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:08,709 Oh, you mean First Baptist. Yeah. 5 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,179 It does feel good to do good, don't it? 6 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,881 You're just trying to drive me out of business. 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,716 Which also feels good. 8 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,453 Man, I hate that guy. 9 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:22,322 My family has been through too much these past few years 10 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,191 to put up with you rubbing salt in the wound. 11 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,662 - Now, I never intended- - And God is watching you. 12 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,496 He may be forgiving, 13 00:00:28,497 --> 00:00:29,762 but when it comes to my family, 14 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,633 I sure as heck am not. 15 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:33,834 Yes, ma'am. 16 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,803 There may be a decent man 17 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,339 underneath all that scruff. 18 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,174 I can shave! 19 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,445 (insects trilling) 20 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,597 Hey, Mom. 21 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,983 Oh, darn, you just missed Bible study. 22 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,552 Whew, close one. 23 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,388 Well, I'm not gonna hassle you, 24 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:57,056 but only because you're dropping off my granddaughter. 25 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,393 Huh. Gettin' me outta stuff. 26 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,562 I wish I had you in high school. 27 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,397 You did. 28 00:01:03,398 --> 00:01:05,632 Here's the rest of the dishes. 29 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,401 Hi, Georgie. 30 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,871 What are you doin' here? 31 00:01:10,872 --> 00:01:12,872 Oh, your mom invited me to Bible study. 32 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,474 And who is this little cutie, huh? 33 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:18,246 This is CeeCee. Can you say hi to Mr. Fagenbacher? 34 00:01:18,247 --> 00:01:20,079 And then say bye to Mr. Fagenbacher, 35 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,182 'cause he's leaving. 36 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,683 Don't be rude. 37 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,951 It's okay, I'm going. 38 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,386 Okay. Well, I hope to see you 39 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,587 at church on Sunday? 40 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,189 I'll be there. 41 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,462 What the hell, Mom? 42 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,612 Language. 43 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:36,964 I cleaned it up. 44 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,167 It's not the "what the" I wanted to say. 45 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,069 It was Bible study. 46 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,104 God does not turn anyone away. 47 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,973 God don't, but you can. 48 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:49,743 I know that, in the past, Fred has been a real... 49 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,779 monkey butt, 50 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,380 but he has been coming to church 51 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:55,082 and I think he wants to change. 52 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,717 People don't change. 53 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,720 Once a monkey butt, always a monkey butt. 54 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,423 Really? Because you were a wild teenager 55 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:05,326 and now you are a responsible father. 56 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,495 Don't use me against me. 57 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,532 Fred is finding God, and that is a good thing. 58 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,833 God is everywhere, 59 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,369 he can find Him at someone else's mom's house. 60 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:19,139 ? 61 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,393 (coos) 62 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,933 (insects trilling) 63 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,435 Have you heard from Connor? 64 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,437 - No. - Huh. 65 00:02:49,438 --> 00:02:50,837 Thought he would've checked in. 66 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,072 I thought so, too. 67 00:02:52,073 --> 00:02:53,473 Sleeping in a van full of girls- 68 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,824 can't imagine why he hasn't called his mother. 69 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,012 Fill your mouth with food. 70 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,681 - (door shuts loudly) - Hey. How's your mom? 71 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,883 You wouldn't believe it. 72 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,084 What's going on? 73 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,986 Fagenbacher was at her house 74 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,187 for Bible study. 75 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,389 You're kidding. 76 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,791 Bible study? Who's buying that? 77 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,060 He's just doin' this to piss me off. 78 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,870 Clearly. Why else would he spend time with that woman? 79 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,399 Hey, that's my mom! 80 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:21,029 Come on, Audrey, she's a single, attractive lady. 81 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,603 Hey, that's my mom! 82 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,073 Who doesn't drink, dance or have fun of any kind. 83 00:03:26,074 --> 00:03:27,206 Hey, that's- 84 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,876 Actually, good point, thank you. 85 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,818 Please come to bed. 86 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,152 I'm upset. 87 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:41,303 - I do push-ups when I'm upset. - (scoffs) 88 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,223 Do you want to talk about it? 89 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,092 I can talk and do push-ups. 90 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,225 All right. 91 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,496 Goin' after my mom to get to me, 92 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,364 that's low. 93 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,401 And she was just buyin' everything he was sellin'. 94 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,736 Okay, yep, maybe we just talk. 95 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:58,572 (sighs) 96 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,073 (groans) 97 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,042 You should've seen him- 98 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,077 helping with the dishes, 99 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,913 saying how cute CeeCee is... 100 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,781 Jerk. 101 00:04:07,782 --> 00:04:10,016 You don't think your mom would actually date him, do you? 102 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,385 Of course not. 103 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,853 She's too smart for that. 104 00:04:12,854 --> 00:04:14,454 Well, then, what are you worried about? 105 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:17,045 That she ain't that smart and she's gonna date him! 106 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,394 Come on, he can't keep up this nice guy act for long. 107 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,430 You're right. 108 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,732 Although, I did pretend to be nice 109 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,882 for a whole year to win homecoming queen. 110 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,269 - You're kiddin'. - You don't get the tiara 111 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,153 without getting your hands dirty. 112 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,609 (laughs) 113 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,277 What? 114 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,447 Just thinking about Mary and Fred. 115 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,214 So ridiculous. 116 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,050 Yeah. 117 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,886 (laughs) I mean, can you imagine? 118 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,121 Why would I imagine it? 119 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,690 Exactly. 120 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,425 It's impossible to imagine. 121 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,461 Mary is not his type. 122 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:54,995 What's his type, you? 123 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,466 Of course not. That was high school. 124 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,568 Then why are we still talking about it? 125 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,002 Oh, I'm sorry. 126 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:04,637 I can't talk about Connor, I can't talk about Fred. 127 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,408 Is there anything else I can't bring up in front of you? 128 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,209 - (smacks lips) - (TV shuts off) 129 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,811 Now that you mention it, I don't love you talking about 130 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,415 all them fun things you're gonna do after I die. 131 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,950 I don't do that. 132 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,919 See plays on Broadway. 133 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:19,852 Go to Paris. 134 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,455 Get a Pomeranian. 135 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,557 We could do all those things right now. 136 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,359 (scoffs) Over my dead body. 137 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,496 Bingo. 138 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,235 Hey, can I ask you a question? 139 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,537 Sure. 140 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:40,207 Does your grandma ever... go on dates with guys? 141 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,178 She's a grandma. Grandmas don't date. 142 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,478 What's wrong with you? 143 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,780 My meemaw's a grandma. 144 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,617 You do not want to walk in her bedroom without knocking. 145 00:05:49,618 --> 00:05:52,452 - (entry bell jingles) - Be right with ya! 146 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,388 FRED: Take your time. 147 00:05:54,389 --> 00:05:59,291 - What's he doing here? - Don't care. I don't want to talk to him. 148 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,828 Somebody's gotta talk to him. 149 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:01,995 Fine, you do it. 150 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,532 Y'all need to work on your whispering. 151 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,237 What do you want? 152 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,473 I'm just here to clear the air. 153 00:06:12,474 --> 00:06:14,907 Stay away from my mom. There, the air is cleared. 154 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,578 I have nothing but respect for your mother. 155 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:18,761 Oh, give it a rest. 156 00:06:18,762 --> 00:06:20,079 You're just trying to get to me. 157 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,614 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you catch me up here? 158 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,605 This guy's been sniffing around my mom. 159 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,052 I'm caught up. Continue. 160 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:29,089 Georgie, me going to church has nothing to do with you. 161 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,689 I'm supposed to believe that? 162 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,126 I guess maybe I wouldn't if I was in your shoes, 163 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,596 but I'm trying to be a better man and 164 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,397 Bible study's helping. 165 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,900 Oh, please, I've been to Bible study. 166 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,302 Other than the cookies, it's the worst. 167 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,632 Well, maybe you should give it another shot. 168 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,774 I'm sure Mary would love to have you. 169 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,108 Don't call her "Mary." 170 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,309 It's "Mrs. Cooper." 171 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:50,610 And hang around all you want, 172 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,181 she's never gonna fall for you. 173 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,215 Well, no offense, son, but... 174 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,284 that's up to Mrs. Cooper. 175 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,287 - (entry bells jingle) - (door closes) 176 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,889 You let him have the last word. 177 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,891 I'm not happy about it, either! 178 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,662 - (knocking at door) - Come in. 179 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,580 Hey. 180 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,600 - (door closes) - CeeCee ready to go? 181 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,034 Missy took her to the park. 182 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,302 Aw. That's sweet. 183 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,905 I was hoping that spending the day with a toddler 184 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,040 might be a good form of birth control. 185 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,241 Can I get you something to drink? 186 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,644 Oh, no. I got it. 187 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,647 (exhales) So... 188 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,015 What's new? 189 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:29,716 And by that I mean, what the hell's going on 190 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,151 with you and Fagenbacher? 191 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,287 There is no me and Fagenbacher. 192 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,056 Georgie is being ridiculous. 193 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,457 I know. I told him 194 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,958 you'd never be interested in a guy like that. 195 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,894 Well, as a Christian, 196 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,711 I am interested in helping anyone 197 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,498 who is looking for God's love. 198 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,568 Are you sure it's God's love he's looking for? 199 00:07:47,569 --> 00:07:48,668 Mandy... 200 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,337 Are you into bad boys? 201 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:51,504 Is that what's going on here? 202 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,473 No. 203 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,510 You know, my mom and him used to be involved. 204 00:07:56,511 --> 00:07:57,577 He told me. 205 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,046 And by "involved," I... 206 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,914 do mean sex stuff. 207 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,617 I know what it means! 208 00:08:03,618 --> 00:08:05,284 Well, you say things like "monkey butt." 209 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,587 I wasn't sure. 210 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,122 I can take care of myself. 211 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,324 Of course. I just... 212 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,026 I think Fred might be using you. 213 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,597 Why? Because I am some poor, gullible church lady 214 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:19,166 who's too naive to know when she's being fooled? 215 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,434 Well, I wasn't gonna put it that way, 216 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,537 but since you did, let's go with it. 217 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,673 I am a grown woman. 218 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,246 I have raised three children 219 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:28,608 and I have buried my husband. 220 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,659 I know a lot more 221 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,343 - about life than you do. - You're right. 222 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,280 And who I choose to spend my time with 223 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,549 is nobody's business but my own. 224 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,383 I know. It's just that Georgie and I- 225 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:40,187 And I am sorry, did either of you ask how I felt 226 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:41,520 when you two got involved? 227 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,857 And by "involved," I mean sex stuff. 228 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,362 (TV playing quietly) 229 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,632 (dial tone sounding) 230 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:53,983 What are you doing? 231 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,036 Making sure the phone's working. 232 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,304 He's fine, Audrey. 233 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,872 Then why hasn't he called? 234 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,809 When prisoners break out, they don't call the warden. 235 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,612 GEORGIE: Son of a bitch, dammit! 236 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,815 Hey, y'all. 237 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,617 What was that about? 238 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:12,551 Sorry. Was just trying to get my feelings out 239 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,987 so I don't bring y'all down. 240 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,255 Thank you, 241 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,045 'cause we are having a great time. 242 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,926 What's going on? 243 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,894 Fagenbacher came by the store. 244 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,229 (scoffs) To gloat? 245 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:25,032 No, to tell me how much he respects my mom. 246 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,333 Ugh. 247 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,201 Please stop being on my side. 248 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,399 I wish there was some way I could prove to her 249 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,273 what a dirtbag he is. 250 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:35,241 Well, what are you gonna do, follow him around 251 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,043 and wait till he does something sleazy? 252 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,346 Well, he's a regular at Nate's. 253 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,949 Always there slobbering over some girl. 254 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,099 Well, great. 255 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,623 We-We'll catch him in the act. 256 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,522 He knows you. He's not gonna do anything if you're there. 257 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,222 (sighs) Right. 258 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,882 We need someone he doesn't know. 259 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,893 Tonight? 260 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,465 You're paying for my drinks, right? 261 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,968 Dale, I'm going out! 262 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,476 Now, just keep an eye on him. 263 00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:10,576 When he starts hitting on somebody, 264 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,778 page me from the pay phone. 265 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,113 What if he doesn't? 266 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,649 Oh, he will. He hits on everyone. 267 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,773 I mean, you're safe, 'cause you're old. 268 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,987 Not too old to kick your ass. 269 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,489 I'd pay to see that. 270 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,225 So... 271 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,459 Drink money. 272 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,895 (scoffs) 273 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,565 ? And you don't know what to do... ? 274 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,498 Here you go. 275 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,302 Ten dollars? What am I, the designated driver? 276 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,538 Fine. 277 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,041 I drink top shelf. 278 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,243 (scoffs) 279 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,412 ? Your body will be learning... ? 280 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,947 And I'm a good tipper. 281 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,517 ? If you so much as touch me... ? 282 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,085 (truck door opens) 283 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,745 Never should've called her old. 284 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,859 (doorbell rings) 285 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,528 (exhales) 286 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,966 Oh. Hello. 287 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,701 Mandy left CeeCee's bag. 288 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:08,851 Thank you. 289 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,604 Would you like to come in? 290 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,207 - My son here? - No. 291 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,909 - CeeCee up? - No. 292 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,059 I'm okay. 293 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,149 I know everyone's been giving you a hard time about Freddy, 294 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,384 but I think it's none of their business. 295 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,919 Thank you. 296 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,089 Although, I am surprised- 297 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,725 him being so wild and fun. 298 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,461 You saying I'm not fun? 299 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,796 No. 300 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,197 You're just... 301 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,799 Bible fun. 302 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,735 And he's... you know... 303 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,270 fun fun. 304 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,705 Well, I know this is tough 305 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,807 because you and Fred dated in high school, 306 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,242 and I'm sorry he dumped you, 307 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,878 but that was a long time ago. 308 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,482 He told you he dumped me? 309 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,051 It doesn't matter. I'm gonna go. 310 00:11:58,052 --> 00:11:59,185 'Cause I dumped him. 311 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,236 For Jim. 312 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,122 So I win. 313 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,459 Well, then it looks like it worked out for everyone. 314 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,328 Especially for me. 315 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,863 'Cause I dumped him! 316 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,636 (Mandy sighs) 317 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,573 What is taking so long? I gotta pee. 318 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,160 Here. 319 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,262 Seriously? 320 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,181 Well, it's okay, I finished it. 321 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,950 I'm going inside. 322 00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:32,218 You'll blow our cover. Just go behind a tree. 323 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,653 I am not going behind a tree. 324 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,889 Why not? I pee all kinds of places. 325 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,257 I'm aware. 326 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,241 (scoffs) 327 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,128 - ? - (indistinct chatter) 328 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,434 Dang it, now I gotta pee. 329 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:52,788 You gotta see this. 330 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,441 - See what? - Just come with me. 331 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,976 (scoffs) 332 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,312 (indistinct chatter) 333 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,614 What am I supposed to see? 334 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,764 That. 335 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,885 (laughing) 336 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,454 What the heck? 337 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,689 Yeah. Crazy. Gotta pee. 338 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,295 What are you doin'? 339 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,798 - I'm watching him. - (laughs) 340 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,733 Sending your grandma to spy on me? 341 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,524 - I respect that. - (both chuckle) 342 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:23,569 You knew who she was? 343 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,771 I told him. 344 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,673 Why would you do that? 345 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,707 I figured if somebody wanted to date my daughter, 346 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,910 I ought to find out 347 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,847 - what's wrong with him. - (laughing) 348 00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:34,046 I've got a couple ex-wives that would love to tell you. 349 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,182 (both laugh) 350 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,722 Hey, free bit of advice here: 351 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,785 don't ever hire a hot receptionist. 352 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,620 (chuckles) It's okay. 353 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,655 I'm not looking for a job. 354 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,124 (laughing) 355 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,759 Stop liking him! 356 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,262 Come on, he might be good for your mom. 357 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,165 Help get that stick outta her "patootie." 358 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,302 I think it's cute how she don't cuss. 359 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,170 Yeah? Well, you're wrong. 360 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,571 (laughs) 361 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,522 Hey. 362 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,674 What'd I miss? 363 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,543 - Meemaw likes him. - Oh. 364 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,345 Well, why don't you two date? 365 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,280 Problem solved. 366 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,781 What do you think? 367 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,218 - Well, I got a boyfriend. - Mm. 368 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,286 But he's of an age, so keep in touch. 369 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,754 (laughs) 370 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,896 (dial tone sounds) 371 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,102 Drinkin' alone, my kinda gal. 372 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,873 I just want you to know, 373 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,509 you are twice the man Fred Fagenbacher is. 374 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,811 What are we talking, like in my pants? 375 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,915 I mean in every way. 376 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,082 Oh. 377 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,133 Well, thank you. 378 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,353 Seriously, smartest thing I ever did 379 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,155 was dump him for you. 380 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,271 I agree. 381 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,958 And I did dump him. 382 00:14:52,205 --> 00:14:56,595 This Mary thing really bugs you, doesn't it? 383 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,431 They are so different. 384 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,434 It's like a dog dating a... 385 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,570 a very religious duck. 386 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,273 And what if it works out? 387 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,607 Thanksgiving with him, 388 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,142 Christmas with hi- 389 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,779 Easter with him helping CeeCee look for eggs. 390 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,148 I help CeeCee look for eggs. 391 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,184 And you are very good at it. 392 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,087 - (ringing) - Oh, thank God. 393 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,488 Connor? 394 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:22,588 (sighs) 395 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,092 No, I will not take your survey. 396 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,627 Of course I'm a Republican! 397 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,933 I met your new beau the other night. 398 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,069 Nice-looking fella. 399 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,705 He is not my beau, we're just friends. 400 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,141 A beau is just a friend you want to boink. 401 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,359 Mom... 402 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,246 Boink is as G-rated as I can make it. 403 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316 Well, that is not happening. 404 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,384 Why not? I like him. 405 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,486 There is one reason right there. 406 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,522 Well, he likes you. 407 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,625 (sighs) He hasn't even asked me out. 408 00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,192 Well, if he did, would you go? 409 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,996 (sighs) I don't know, it's... 410 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,697 complicated. 411 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,001 Oh, honey, listen to me. 412 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,303 This is your life, 413 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,140 and you've got to do what makes you happy. 414 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,575 Even if it makes everyone else miserable? 415 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,046 Everybody else can just go boink themselves. 416 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,154 Glad you came back. 417 00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:29,055 This, uh, this book's a real page-turner. 418 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,590 I gotta see how it ends. 419 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,494 So, I heard you met my mother. 420 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,829 (chuckling): Yeah. She's a piece of work. 421 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,365 She's a piece of something. 422 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,468 I think she was flirtin' with me. 423 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,036 Oh, she was. 424 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,539 (laughs) Hey, y'all. 425 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,643 What are you two doin' here? 426 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,850 Well, it's Bible study. 427 00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:53,279 I thought everyone was welcome. 428 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,282 - Georgie... - Told you she wouldn't buy it. 429 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,219 Fine. I'm here to keep an eye on this clown. 430 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,154 This is not the place. 431 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,355 It's okay, Mary. 432 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,323 He's just being protective. He's a good son. 433 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,074 Oh, drop it, I ain't that good a son. 434 00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:07,526 Yeah. He did forget her birthday. 435 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,761 Thank you. 436 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,731 If I'm causing problems, I can leave. 437 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,433 Yeah, take you a cookie and git. 438 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,704 No, you are here for the right reasons. They can go. 439 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,871 The right reasons? 440 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,706 You're just using God to get at my mother. 441 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,076 Look, I never thought I'd be at a Bible study- 442 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,712 not sober, anyhow- 443 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,102 but, uh, your mother saw something good in me 444 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,049 that I couldn't see in myself. 445 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,350 Oh, well, that doesn't mean anything. 446 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,584 She sees the good in everybody. 447 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,635 Except your mom. 448 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,496 (whispers): Trying to make a point. 449 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,923 If I'm being honest, yes, 450 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,558 I am interested in Mary. 451 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:39,591 Told you. 452 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,394 But I'm more interested 453 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,029 in trying to be a better person. 454 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,698 See? He is on a righteous path. 455 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,434 How are you so gullible? 456 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,735 Okay, that is enough. 457 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,203 You two need to leave. 458 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,371 Fine. 459 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,281 But you better not make a move on her. 460 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,341 Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior. 461 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,409 To heck with that. 462 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,246 Fred, would you like to have dinner with me? 463 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,396 Whoa. 464 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,350 No, he wouldn't. 465 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,500 I would love to. 466 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,886 You two start dating, CeeCee's never coming over here again. 467 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,422 Okay. Georgie, hang on. 468 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,690 I'm serious. That's the kind of decision she's making, 469 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,259 I don't trust her with our daughter. 470 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,562 You are using CeeCee to control me? 471 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,712 You're picking him over your own family. 472 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,567 Okay. There is the door, you know how to use it. 473 00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,234 Okay, I think this just got a little out of hand- 474 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,865 I ain't fooling around. I mean it. 475 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,605 So do I. Go! 476 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,174 Come on. 477 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,081 Okay. 478 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:36,448 Everybody, please gather around 479 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,379 and open our Bibles to Proverbs 10:1! 480 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,866 (Mary clears throat) 481 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,808 (insects trilling) 482 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,061 (phone ringing) 483 00:18:49,614 --> 00:18:51,597 Hello? 484 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,166 It's me. Made it to Lubbock. 485 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,568 Oh, thank God. 486 00:18:55,635 --> 00:19:00,173 Honey, I know I wasn't thrilled with this trip, 487 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,975 but I am really proud of you. 488 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,945 I'm glad you're out there living your life. 489 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,380 (chuckles) I sure am. 490 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,751 So, how's it going? 491 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,786 Tell me everything. 492 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,355 Oh, where to begin? 493 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,631 Captioning sponsored by CBS 494 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,633 WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 495 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,668 and TOYOTA. 496 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,752 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 497 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:35,303 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0